Lesser Gate 150: A Wilderness of Sexpests

FOR ANY REASON

The wildlife is infected with the Ardour Virus.
The wildlife is immune to your weapons.
The wildlife is uncontrollably libidinous, and cares not for your wellbeing.
Your HazMat training is insufficient to deal with the Ardour Virus.
You are not trained to operate the spacecraft required to travel to any relatively safe location within Gate 150.
If you were to enter Gate 150, you would not be permitted to return.

If you are considering entering Gate 150 without permission, please inform Administration. You are safe with Administration. If you are ordered to enter Gate 150, disregard the above warnings.

Lesser Gate 150 leads into the Udoveil Star System, home to uncanny sapient aliens and beastly wildlife. The Ardour Virus seems to not affect sapients, however, beasts become incredibly resilient, more intelligent (but decidedly not sapient), and insatiably libidinous. Sexual contact seems to be the ideal transmission vector for the Ardour Virus, but recovered records indicate that it is capable of spreading through water supplies, recycled air, and contaminated surfaces. All sapients in Gate 150 are asymptomatic but contagious carriers.

DO NOT ENTER

Lesser Gate 150: A Wilderness of Sexpests

FOR ANY REASON

Following the recent incident, NOBODY IS PERMITTED TO TOUCH OR TAMPER WITH THE LARGE STONE BLOCKING GATE 150.